Wild Card, Bitches

good news I made my morph less ugly by giving it glasses a mustache and a hat

who the hell would blacklist mcspoon

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick

will my mom ever learn to get the fuck out of my face when I get home from a 12 hour shift

yes that’s great you’ve been home all day and want to go over everything that has crossed your mind

but ive been at work since 8 am

shut the fuck up and leave me to my noodles

the only way I’ll watch an episode of glee next season is if they do an nsync tribute